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dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

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churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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mrsmollywinchester:

ladydeleau:

moosezekiel:

lonelyasgardian:

noodlebatch:

phoenixthecookiemonster:

thescienceofjohnlock:

huntjumptardis:

breakS BUTTon PRESinG sO hARD

I see no downside here.

Downside what downside

Downside: having to wait patiently for Tom Hiddleston 

THERE’S ALWAYS A CATCH

thats okay, three years will fly by

Especially if they’re spent screwing jensen ackles

And only 4 to wait for Jared Padalecki. We good. *presses the button feverishly*

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sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

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doctorpotterlock:


ladyhistory:


BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.


I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF

doctorpotterlock:

ladyhistory:

BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF

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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

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The road so far…

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

cumber-kitty:

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